"Oh great, now that this per- is here, I know you didn’t just do it, you did it THOROUGHLY."
It started as a joke but now I kinda seriously want a tattoo that just says “ALIQVID”.
So that way, when someone goes, “Oh, cool tattoo, what does it mean?”
I can shrug and say, “Oh, it’s just something in Latin.”
Although if the Roman circus did have elephants, that’d be pretty cool.